hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
Quite An Awkward Child. Senior MMXIV.
Dedicated Choir Member & Officer.
Future Choir Director.
feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
when someone claims to be a fan of a band when they have heard two of their songs
how do i get over someone who i never dated
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u
My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad
i cant believe your mom is a fish
IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN
Look at the actual painting, though. Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*